5 days ago by Brady Jones

Meetings are the arch-enemy of productivity. They bring business to a grinding halt under the guise of making key decisions, training employees on crucial issues, and moving business forward. –INSERT LOUD HONKING SIREN SOUND–Wrong! Typical meetings require gathering (or flying or driving) all employ ...

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6 days ago by Monica Campbell

They float in your eye, they suck ASS! I have 1 box for each eye and I will NEVER buy them again!!! This post was submitted by Monica Campbell.

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7 days ago by mookie

The new Weezer album is practically unlistenable. I did some searching around the blogs and I am not the only one to feel this way. What happened to this once favorite band of ours? Ever since Pinkerton, I've tried to convince myself the subsequent albums were good. They haven't been. They do have s ...

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9 days ago by biggibboybeatmasterb

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10 days ago by Kelli

Ok. I have a rant that I want to get off of my chest! I saw a commercial with my daughter the other day for these Zhu Zhu pets. She told me that she would like those for Christmas. When I saw it, I thought to myself how cute they were and she LOVES little animals that she can carry around with her. ...

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10 days ago by mtriplett

Faithful. I plan to keep this short because this post just seems unnecessary to me. As unnecessary as Rothelissberger getting plastic surgery to restore his face after that motorcycle crash. Why not just dress up your turds in little costumes before you flush too? But I digress… This is definitely t ...

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11 days ago by Steve Z.

My neighbor called today to let me know she got a new laptop. “It’s a Dell with Windows 7 and all the bells and whistles. Only cost me $800. Can you please help me set it up?” I go over and this is where the shitstorm begins…. The laptop looks nice and sleek and starts up easily. It has Windows 7, J ...

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12 days ago by Al Gore

With the exception of certain humans, all animals are pretty much mindless and filthy. I hate being confused for an environmentalist or an animal lover, as I am neither. Recycling is fun, only because it satisfies my compulsion for cleanliness and organization (In reality, recycling is costly and in ...

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12 days ago by bcopinion

I have given in. Given up? No… but relaxing a bit. I have nothing… see nothing… can purge no words from my brain. I am on total lockdown, paralyzed, grossly bantering myself into a scab… ugly ugly vibes this chilly morning. One thing is for certain… I am catching the mice… Blah Blah Blah… when will ...

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17 days ago by Hottywood

There are two things that I’m afraid of – snakes and the people who take my order in any fast food drive-thru; not necessarily in that order. I don’t know if it’s just me, but it seems that every person who stands in that window has some sort of a noticeable defect. Either their lips are chapped, th ...

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