I can’t believe David Bowie plays sax on this track. Like, what? Also, this song is hilarious. I’m pretty sure it is about how elves look all cute but will actually slit your throat with an enchanted knife.
I have a major case of the randoms sometimes. For Instance, I listen to many genres of music. My play list has opera, classical, jazz, polka, rock, country and more on it. I also like completely random things that most people don’t think of. I cook Chinese food, but there isn’t a drop of Asian in my ...
Anacondas and Lil Mamas 3 This is the long dick invasion and there is an anaconda running loose on campus. Every girl that meets it; pussy is stretched to the max. A lot of screams, orgasms and gaping pussies in this one. If you like little tiny girls trying to take monster dick, this one is for you ...
When tiny girls spend their math classes daydreaming of weddings ( instead winning the World Series — not to say you can’t do both), what do they dream of first? The perfect marriage dress, of course: a gown in white satin with a bustle and sweeping train, the perfect embellishments, and the perfect ...
Brand New performer on the block, just turning 18 Little Carpice is the hottest vagina on the block She’s so f’ing beautiful it’s ridiculous and she’s petite with a perfect b cup to match that nice tight as. It’s been a while since a young skinny 18 year old hit the industry and I’m really looking f ...
