ALIEN VS. NEUROTIC JEW (2004)  share 14 hours ago by ryanmercury I would just like to point out this is from 2004, and predates the parody on “Family Guy” and all the others I have seen by a couple of years. - – - – - - A MOVIE TRAILER GUY introduces: MOVIE TRAILER GUY (V.O.) You saw “alien vs Predator.” Now brace yourself for the next incredible crossover battle ... Ryan_Mercury - ryanmercury.wordpress.com |
| “Sex and Death to the Bourgeois Pigs” (2004) share 14 hours ago by ryanmercury Straight-up TV parody. Written for a politcal sketch show which shall remain nameless. - – - – - - CAFE CARRIE (Sarah J. Parker) and SAMANTHA (Kim Catrall, the slutty one) are having lunch. SAMANTHA So I’m fucking him, and the Fed Ex guy comes in with the new vibrators I ordered, so I start fucking ... Ryan_Mercury - ryanmercury.wordpress.com |
| The Under-Rehearser (long version) share 15 hours ago by ryanmercury The guy who inspired this actually had a show on Discovery Channel at one point. - – - – - - Two COPS enter. COP #1 They say this new villain is really tough. COP #2 So what, we’ve caught super villains before. Remember Mole Man, and The Human Tax Return? What’s so different about this new guy? COP ... Ryan_Mercury - ryanmercury.wordpress.com |
| “The Ashes” (2005) share 15 hours ago by ryanmercury BOB and LESTER enter. Bob is carrying an urn, the kind you would put a dead person’s ashes in. LESTER What’s in that there urn, Bob? BOB This? Well, it’s the same thing that’s in most urns- a combination of the most delicious hamburger condiments ever combined. LESTER So if someone were to accidenta ... Ryan_Mercury - ryanmercury.wordpress.com |
| “RANDOM FRAGMENTS FROM RUSH SONGS BBQ SAUCE” share 15 hours ago by ryanmercury OK, even I think this is weird. I don’t think this was ever performed. I could ramble a bit about the Monty Python influence and the absurdist technique I was trying to develop, but I think I’ll just let it stand on its own. - – - – - - An outdoor BBQ- everyone is standing around, listlessly eating ... Ryan_Mercury - ryanmercury.wordpress.com |
| “Hulk Write Sketch!” share 16 hours ago by ryanmercury If you have been in a comedy writing class in the last ten years or so, you will probably appreciate this one. - – - – - - CLASSROOM A WRITING TEACHER enters. TEACHER Good morning, class, and welcome to sketch writing, level one. Let’s get to know each other. STUDENT #1 My name’s Travis, and I’m a s ... Ryan_Mercury - ryanmercury.wordpress.com |
| “Tarantino Beer” (2003) share 16 hours ago by ryanmercury This was a class assignment to write a commerical parody. I was trying to move it beyond the standard “making fun of something I saw on tv” into something a little more abstract. There is footage of this being performed somewhere on a miniDV tape buried in my closet. —————————————- INT. BAR Attracti ... Ryan_Mercury - ryanmercury.wordpress.com |
| Danger Signs series 2 starts today share 20 hours ago by missinghen The new consumer-friendly series of The Danger Signs starts today as we join Jack Bauer in 1924 and investigate Streaker - the bacon-flavoured soft drink. All this and some some more on The Danger Signs - watching out for the consumer. Watch on YouTube, or Blip.tv or subscribe using our iTunes feed. Missing Hen - thedangersigns.blogspot.com |
| VIDEOS Little Britain. Politically Incorrect Sketch Comedy 118 Thumbnailed ... share 1 day ago by Jason Let me know if a foreign language one slipped in by commenting. Posted in Video Tagged: dry humor, english comedy, Funny, haha, humor, little britain, make-up, Misc, random, rich, sketch comedy, united kingdom, Video, white trash, wigs, youtube Story Balloon - storyballoon.wordpress.com · Rank: 152,206 ·  1 reference |
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