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11
Dec
2009
Hominology’s Early Scatology Studies

6 days ago by Loren Coleman

Evidence for unknown hairy hominoids can be fecal in nature, although some people forget that the literature has discussed this matter for decades. Images.

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04
Dec
2009
Poem.

12 days ago by Aaron Altman

Priests do number two. Or, to wit: Holy shit.

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30
Nov
2009
The audacity of Emperors

17 days ago by fullmetalcynic

Let’s hope America’s Royal Elite never reaches this state of audacity (but, hell, that’ll be coming someday no doubt). “Taking a pee in ancient Rome was not without its dangers. Under Tiberius, peeing while wearing a ring (or holding a coin) with the Emperor’s face on it was a capital offense…” Zack ...

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24
Nov
2009
Scatologically Speaking (a brief essay)

23 days ago by Nameless Cynic

Here's a fun thing to do. Go into your grandmother's bathroom sometime while she's snoring on the sofa, in a mild coma brought on by alternating doses of Celebrex, Lotensin, Paxil, Prilosec and cheap bourbon. If you look under the sink in there, odds are good that you'll find a product called Epsom ...

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Catalyzing Scat

23 days ago by CaptiousNut

I know somebody....that whenever they go for a run.... They end up barreling into a restaurant, ice cream shop, or neighbor's house because their *system* has been furiously activated. I always found this hysterical and odd. Only according Google, it's clearly pretty common. Me? I've never had an au ...

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09
Nov
2009
A Boy And His Bog

38 days ago by sledpress

Yes, that kind of bog: for those of the non-UK persuasion, the restroom, the little boys’ room, the john. There was something about my Brit ex-fiance that not only our relationship but his mind never seemed to get out of the lavatory, resulting in the kind of jokes that are funny the first time and ...

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21
Oct
2009
Hanging Up The Hang-ups

56 days ago by Kristen Brownell

Last week in my writing workshop, one of my “colleagues”* – let’s call her Nora (that’s my nickname for ignorant people [Noro if it's a guy]) – wrote a story about a girl named Simone. Simone is what writers call a Grotesque: she’s has no social skills, she has no concept of personal hygiene, she [. ...

The Wicked Ingénue - kristenbrownell.com

05
Oct
2009
Sunday Night Cat Scat

73 days ago by CaptiousNut

Obviously, this animal WAS NOT forcibly educated/trained by government agents! Just imagine how rich one could become if they could teach pets to toilet themselves.... As a cat owner I know I'd pay at least a grand to be rid of litter box funding and cleaning. Don't laugh, it could probably easily b ...

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27
Sep
2009
Exclusive Coil Remix

80 days ago by Jason Herrboldt

Hang on to your britches, you whores of Babylon. This year's Halloween mixtape will include an exclusive, never before heard remix of Coil's classic Cathedral In Flames. Keep an eye on this URL. The zip file of the entire Halloween collection will be posted in early October, as soon as my upload rat ...

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22
Sep
2009
One More Crudity From NH

85 days ago by CaptiousNut

I've known the college buddy who accompanied me this past weekend for over 16 years - or, at least I thought I knew him. Thankfully he's pretty much incognito in the above pic - because the info I'm about to reveal about him is jaw-dropping - way beyond what that chunk-a-do broad said at the bar. Fi ...

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