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Of Merdia 43 - 45
92 days ago
by Sadoo Pipher
Cloa Denum closes Of Merdia, a piece that effected her recent elevation to sainthood by the Toilet God Consortium, presently led by Šulak, the Babylonian L urker of the bathroom and demon of the privy . 43. My jealousy of Merdia’s democratic graces has led me to open closets in the psyche best left ...
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Of Merdia 42
93 days ago
by Sadoo Pipher
42. A commonplace among Merdians is that their goddess is ascendant during waking hours, but sleeps alongside our sleeping. I have found this not to be true. Not only am I occasionally blessed with a serendipitous pearl when night raises high and I cruise that other land, a surprise pearl that imita ...
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Of Merdia 38
95 days ago
by Sadoo Pipher
Cloan Denum gets around. 38. Surely one of the most superlative joys of cosmopolitan travel is the cross-cultural mingling of the diverse jewels of our souls. This is why I make it a requirement, when I travel and am blessed to inhabit our days’ great shared transience commonly called the hotel, to ...
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Of Merdia 37
96 days ago
by Sadoo Pipher
Ms. Denum, in an extraordinary burst of worship, sings a song to Merdia. The Committee for Such Things recommends to the appropriately minded to pray this prayer at the right times, in the right ways. 37. Dear Merdia, I have not loved Thee as I ought. I have hoarded my steaming jewels, which are not ...
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Of Merdia 34 - 36
97 days ago
by Sadoo Pipher
34. The Merdiawards are what we live for. That annual event in Toilet City, when Merdia herself ascends the plumbing of dreams and through the latest fashions distributes the Golden Plops. I have always secretly coveted, Most Distinctive Shape, but seem destined to be only a nominee for Most Odifero ...
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Of Merdia 33
98 days ago
by Sadoo Pipher
Ms. Denum, obviously here of haute cuisine tastes and functioning as an uncannily vatic sommelier, whets the palate whettily. 33. Merdia, sweet goddess of the other side, holds life in gilded mirror and reveals the golden bowl. An example of such magic reversal is the rare grand feast ¾ when thousan ...
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Of Merdia 31 - 32
99 days ago
by Sadoo Pipher
A little known fact of Cloa Denum's life is that, while travelling with her parents when she was 6 in what is now Algeria, she met the great African scatomancer, Mujbo, an obviously formative influence. 31. Curious among Merdia's ways are the various degrees with which she instills her love in her s ...
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Of Merdia 26 - 29
103 days ago
by Sadoo Pipher
Ms. Denum continues, scatoblabbing-- 26. When I sit on my throne and the small urban sea admires the vanity between my cheeks, I am king of all creation ¾ Merdia's sweet gift in a brief and brutal life. 27. Thoughts float upward as Merdia's laughter gurgles down. This dual movement is my goddess' co ...
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