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Scatologically Speaking (a brief essay)
23 days ago
by Nameless Cynic
Here's a fun thing to do. Go into your grandmother's bathroom sometime while she's snoring on the sofa, in a mild coma brought on by alternating doses of Celebrex, Lotensin, Paxil, Prilosec and cheap bourbon. If you look under the sink in there, odds are good that you'll find a product called Epsom ...
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Catalyzing Scat
23 days ago
by CaptiousNut
I know somebody....that whenever they go for a run.... They end up barreling into a restaurant, ice cream shop, or neighbor's house because their *system* has been furiously activated. I always found this hysterical and odd. Only according Google, it's clearly pretty common. Me? I've never had an au ...
Marginalizing Morons - marginalizingmorons.blogspot.com · Rank: 60,527 · 30 references
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A Boy And His Bog
38 days ago
by sledpress
Yes, that kind of bog: for those of the non-UK persuasion, the restroom, the little boys’ room, the john. There was something about my Brit ex-fiance that not only our relationship but his mind never seemed to get out of the lavatory, resulting in the kind of jokes that are funny the first time and ...
Sixteen Tons - sledpress.wordpress.com · Rank: 56,099 · 8 references
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Hanging Up The Hang-ups
56 days ago
by Kristen Brownell
Last week in my writing workshop, one of my “colleagues”* – let’s call her Nora (that’s my nickname for ignorant people [Noro if it's a guy]) – wrote a story about a girl named Simone. Simone is what writers call a Grotesque: she’s has no social skills, she has no concept of personal hygiene, she [. ...
The Wicked Ingénue - kristenbrownell.com
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