17 hours ago by R. U. Serious

Say hello to my little friend. OK, Maybe not so little...

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1 day ago by R. U. Serious

Want my attention? I bet you can figure out how to get it. I could say I want poetry and roses, but I'd be lying. I could say I want wine and romance, but that wouldn't be honest either. Heck, I could just say that I want to hug and hold hands but you'd never believe me. No, what I want is simple. I ...

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2 days ago by R. U. Serious

I give you my heart on a plastic plate. Take it my love and let us dance the dance of romance. What's that you say? This picture is dorky? What do I hear? Drawing in a heart makes me look like a fool? I feel for you my poor dreamgirl for you have become jaded to the world of romance. Let me reintrod ...

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3 days ago by sheenatabraham

My seventh grade science teacher Ms. Couser found her true love in a personal ad. Back then, putting out a personal ad seemed kind of not cool. I mean, advertising yourself in the newspaper? Ms. Couser said she was so busy, she didn’t have time to find love on her own. Today, I don’t know how popula ...

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3 days ago by R. U. Serious

OK, I'm a woman, and when people say we "glisten" or "perspire", they are so full of crap. When I'm out dancing in a hot club I sweat. In fact, I sweat like a pig! But, don't worry. First, I check regularly for odor. Plus I make it a serious point of making sure I not only put on plenty of deodorant ...

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4 days ago by Morgan Levy

Who needs to be politically correct in the unbridled world of Craigslist? We’re used to the usual political hecklers hanging out in rants & raves, but occasionally some real oddballs pop up elsewhere. Mildly retarded neanderthal seeks reliable proctologist I think the headline is rather clear. I enc ...

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4 days ago by R. U. Serious

I need a woman who is committed to the same things in life as I am. Of course that includes the basics, like advancing the cause of world peace, ending poverty and improving the environment. But, most of all, I want a woman who will join me in my devotion to a truly noble cause: my hair. My hair is ...

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5 days ago by R. U. Serious

"hi you want to pee in my mouth, yes? my name is Poop. Poop Butt. thank you!" I guess we know why she has her mouth open like that. Yes, I am sure she didn't actually post this herself, but how could I resist an ad with the phrase "I'm Poop Butt"?

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6 days ago by R. U. Serious

I know a lot of you ladies are "size queens" and, well, this site won't let you post the kind of pics that will make it easy for you to see what I have to offer. Just consider this. What I have between my teeth... it's a little snug when I actually put it on. That's all I'm sayin'. Why else would a ...

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7 days ago by R. U. Serious

You know, just because I like to flash a sign that simulated going down on another woman does not make me gay. It's the fact I actually like going down on other women that makes me gay! FYI, I only make this joke because her ad says she's straight. Any time a woman uses the whole lesbian tease thing ...

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