So I did not set a Google Alert for “salmonella tomatoes,” but I am getting Google Alerts for “salmonella tomatoes,” and that just the kind of innocuous effery Gomez Addams would pull to mess with my mind a little bit. Yep. Pretty sure it’s Gomez.
Joan Rivers was a guest on the British talk show Loose Women. When discussing Russell Crowe Joan warned the crew to be ready to bleep her and followed that by calling Crowe a “Fucking Shit”. Well after the commercial break Joan was gone after having been asked to leave for her actions. I’d like to s ...
I say the above not so much as advice to you, my dear reader (how many of you are there, anyway? Two?), but as advice to myself. Today was one of those days with the boys. You say up, they say down. You say “Please don’t dump out all the crayons”, they look you straight in the eye and…dump out all t ...
Shizzle my nizzle, gonna tell ya bout a little frizzle involvin a dog and his bitchizzle. She was doin some dizrinking and dizriving. The catch and release program, you dig? Dog spoke up for his biznitch and was all like damn, I gots the money to bail you tail out the pokey, but drinking and driving ...
Shizzle my nizzle, gonna tell ya bout a little frizzle involvin a dog and his bitchizzle. She was doin some dizrinking and dizriving. The catch and release program, you dig? Dog spoke up for his biznitch and was all like damn, I gots the money to bail you tail out the pokey, but drinking and driving ...
Crack is whack yo. Just ask Tatum O’Neal, who was arrested last night for allegedly buying coke and crack in NYC from a homeless man. She was busted just blocks from her apartment. According to a source, she was caught at 7:30 pm. When the cop approached, she said, “You know who I am right?” Tatum t ...
Last year when the Indian government forced people to watch television on cable through a conditional access system where you pay only for what you want to see, what was aimed as a win-win system ended up being less successful than what had been predicted. Some people bought set top boxes from their ...
Looks like a woman is claiming that she had a threesome with R. Kelly. I’m guessing that means her, R. kelly and his pee. Prosecutors rested their case in R. Kelly’s child pornography trial after a day all about alleged misbehaviors and various perversions, extortion plots and a duffel bag full of s ...
Over the past couple of days, Koda has been one helluva handful. She's putting things in her mouth, overall being very mouthy on skin, more growly (not a ridiculous amount?our puppy is not aggressive, she is a puppy), won't eat her food but will drink until it's gone and stare at us for more then pe ...
The lovely Zooey Grace took the initiative to not only chew through the wire on my cell phone charger this week ($24.99+tax), but also the Internet cord (or whatever) that is that leads from the modem to the wall ($20.83, total)! Atta girl! Way to take into consideration mama’s impending move, semi- ...
