Blogs1 - 10 of 38 recent posts for tag:"little old lady"
14
Dec
2009
Old Lady in Court

3 days ago by smarty09

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man come ...

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10
Dec
2009
Little old ladies don’t order 4 pizzas

6 days ago by pizzaexpert

A few years ago the pizza shop I was working at was plagued with so many fake and prank orders we were calling back to confirm every order that wasn’t recognized as a regular. There were probably 15 to 20 bad orders per week which was starting to eat into the profits. For a larger city they might ge ...

Memoirs of a Pizza ... - pizzaexpert.wordpress.com

06
Dec
2009
A Farmer Stopped by the Local Mechanic Shop

10 days ago by Robert

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked u ...

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04
Dec
2009
Notice to Comply

12 days ago by admin

Dear Planning and Development Department: Thank you for the Notice. I was worried that my photographic art work was going un-appreciated. I’m just wondering if you’re also going to be sending a notice to my neighbor, who loves cooking soup. She’s very good at it, and sometimes brings over some tuppe ...

Adventures in Photography - reinhartstudios.com/blog

03
Dec
2009
TIGER’S BALLS?: A MEDICAL ANALYSIS

13 days ago by CY

A stranger handed me a document whilst I was minding my own business outside The Ritz. She was dressed as a traffic enforcer, but I concluded that it must have been a disguise because she didn’t have the simpering, brain-washed attitude of a proper car hating tax grabber. It was obvious that she was ...

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29
Nov
2009
A Fish Called Wanda

17 days ago by Cow

Description Tour-de-force performances from an unparalleled comic cast highlight this much-loved hit that Roger Ebert calls “the funniest movie I have seen in a long time!” Monty Pythoners John Cleese and Michael Palin (Search For The Holy Grail, The Meaning Of Life) join OscarÂ(r) winner* Kevin Kli ...

Moopal - moopal.com · 4 references

06
Nov
2009
How to change steering wheel on caravan?

41 days ago by OnlyCars

cami b asked: The little old lady hit but dont know how to replace the airbags have been exploded the airbags have been exploded the airbags have been exploded the little old lady hit curb know how to fix everything else that messed up when she hit curb know how to replace the little old. On Line Mo ...

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30
Oct
2009
America

47 days ago by johnozed

♫ Where do you live? Where do you eat? Do you still live on, Semaphore Street? The children we were have, grown into us. You in a car and, me on a bus..♪

johnozed - johnozed.com · 1 reference

21
Oct
2009
Little old ladies are dangerous…

56 days ago by Gina

Today I almost got taken out by a little old lady. I went to the chemist to collect a script; I had called ahead so that I could pick it up from the counter without having to stand in a massive queue. When I got there a gentleman was being attended to by the chemist on duty, he informed the chemist ...

A Bit of This a Bit of That - gnatj.wordpress.com · 2 references

11
Oct
2009
quite a few jokes, read anyways?

67 days ago by eddielamb

pip asked: An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband. The mother asks the daughter, “what are you doing *****?” The daughter responds, “This is the dress of love.” When the mother returns home, She strips ***** and waits for her husband. When her husban ...

Carpet Cleaning - carpetcleaningarticles.com/blog · 1 reference

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