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11 days ago by Burnt Toast

than watching President Buckethead babbling about something he knows nothing about: 1) Scalping tickets at a Barry Manilow/Jonas Brothers contest 2) Having a political discussion with "Pac Man" Jones 3) Working in a paperclip factory 4) Plumbing the depths of my cornea with a knitting needle 5) Eati ...

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24 days ago by Burnt Toast

David Letterman is a dickhead. That's all I have to say about that. And even under the microscope of modern media coverage, CBS remains proud of their creepy, perverted Uncle Dave by hosting his misogynistic TOP TEN list about the Palin's from two days ago on CBS.com, today. And they wonder why thei ...

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25 days ago by Burnt Toast

Obama needs to have his head examined. This could become a new recruiting tool for terrorists around the globe: Hey Achmed, have you ever wanted to see the world? Are you looking for a life of excitement and adventure? Then stop that old, boring job herding sheep. Its so 5th century! Come to Afghani ...

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65 days ago by Burnt Toast

Simplicity is the most difficult thing to secure in this world; it is the last limit of experience and the last effort of genius. -- George Sand Just kill them. On the battlefield with extreme prejudice. Problem solved.

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66 days ago by Burnt Toast

Howdy y'all! Yep, it's been a barnburner around here this week. Several new projects starting all at one gobbling up the bandwidth of our employees and making for some long, very long days and evenings for that matter. Yet, such is life in the business world. It's not that I haven't been paying atte ...

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70 days ago by Burnt Toast

Believe it or not peoples, Barack Obama has been your new black president for 100 days. Please ignore the slobbering, sycophantic gushing from the leftard media and pay attention to this. Feeling the change yet? H/T: Michelle Malkin

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73 days ago by Burnt Toast

I'll admit that mathematics is not my strongest suit in life. I have a long list of "Things I Am Better At Than Mathematics" and I'll be a musty pile worm dirt before I ever change. I can remember, and it is reflected clearly in my progress reports, the day my life with math took a wrong turn. It wa ...

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80 days ago by Burnt Toast

Oh, we the unwashed masses of the extremist conservative right, what right do we have to assemble peaceably in an effort to project our dissatisfaction with the over-spending, debt-riddled beast that is government? Well, every right we would ever need guaranteed by the greatest political and societa ...

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81 days ago by Burnt Toast

From CNN's website: Jonathan Klein is president of CNN/U.S., responsible for management oversight of all programming, editorial tone and strategic direction of the network. He reports to Jim Walton, president of CNN Worldwide. Mr. Klein, have you watched your employees lately? Really Johnathan, do w ...

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87 days ago by Burnt Toast

Arrrghhh!!! I'm not sure who to be angry with about the hostage situation in the Indian Ocean. I've already spoken about my growing disdain of and how worthless I believe these Somali goat-humpers are in a previous post. And I regularly update you on the rising level of disgust I feel with our new b ...

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