How can one receive a college diploma and not know the difference between there, their and they’re? Or not know the difference between to, too and two? How are these kids graduating college if they do not know how the spell correctly, or know the difference between simple words with more than one me ...
The Doodlebug is growing up more each day. Lately he’s been saying some pretty hilarious things. Doug and I are always laughing at the things that come out of his mouth. Here’s just a sampling of what we call “Dawsonisms”: Last Sunday we went to a church picnic with my parents and my brother and sis ...
You might have thought that Los Angeles is a progressive city, but think again. All it takes is one little wink-wink ass-fucking photo shoot with a movie star and high school students to get parents...
Kid trades iPod for Walkman for a week. Ahh, cassette tapes. How I totally don't miss you at all. ♥ (Though nothing compares to a good mix tape these days. Those took some work, okay? You totally knew someone loved you if they made you a mix tape.) OMG, I love the bit about him not flipping the tape ...
Hey, kids: We've noticed you all aren't hanging out at Denny's all night as much as you used to. Denny's wants you back, teenage vagrants! Come meet your "cool" bands, at Denny's! Like Rascal Flatts....
It's an axiom among some folks that if you can't figure out an electronic gizmo, you should hand it to the nearest 13-year-old. Of course, if the electronic gizmo in question is a portable cassette player and the 13-year-old in question is a kid in Scotland so dense that he practically has an event ...
Once you're standing in line at the hardware store to buy the Quikrete, you've pretty much blown your shot at manslaughter. The TeeWee announcer said the accused perps could be facing "65 years in prison". Me: " I thought Indiana was a death penalty state?" Roomie: "It is." Me: " Well, what do you h ...
Condoms: Are teenagers sufficiently aware of their existence? Despite being the subject of the world's highest number of bizarre ads, you can never be too sure. The newest ways to corrupt kids'...
Cheyenne Woods, the niece of pro golfer Tiger Woods, is trying to follow in hos footsteps and become a famous golfer. Apparently it's not going so well.... Related posts: Sergio Garcia Break Up With Morgan-Leigh Norman
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