Mother fitted a new halter on me today. Well, two of them, actually. One was quite a bit larger than the other, but since they have double buckles at the top part, she took the the long top part and put it on the smaller halter, and it fits very nicely. She says Jones will have the leftover bits. Re ...
For the past month T hasn't seen H. She has been visiting her native land, wonderfully far away. We planned our play party but otherwise fucked and dated only each other. There has been a lot of love and tenderness. It has felt healing and restful. For the first time in months there hasn't been the ...
It's probably partly the after-effects of the stimulants I took over New Year's Eve. Everything seems wrong with my life today. I take a few mouthfuls before realising that our cleaner must have put washing-up liquid in the teapot. There are bubbles around the edges of the tea and a disgusting taste ...
Sweet Selena Gomez may be one of the most hated women in America. She finds it a "little odd" that the Bieb-ple are not fans of her but she has opened up and accepted the hate. She says: ...I understand it completely. It’s amazing to me to see how many passionate fans there are. You’ve just got to t ...
It’s that time once again when everyone comes up with ways to better themselves. I’ve never been real hot at keeping New Year’s resolutions. But why should I let that keep me from making them? Of course the real challenge is coming up with the right resolutions. Here are my resolutions in regards to ...
Just to be honest and reveal what a true jerk I am, I have to admit that I get a little irritated when a friend or acquaintance either talks about becoming successful in his/her writing pursuits, or when he/she actually becomes successful in his/her writing pursuits. I'm not entirely sure why this i ...
Season 2 (Summer of '95), Episode 4. Carly's b'day continues… and Sarah finds herself in the world's most AWK conversation ever with Gwen. What is going ON here? Does she like her or not? Or does she "like" like her…? Wait, can that be right? Sarah's confused & def. needs a friend, but everyone's al ...
You may possibly be annoyed with men and women playing with their phones all the time, but that’s just jealousy. If you’d improved as a lot as phones in the last decade we wouldn’t just be hypnotized by your brilliance, we’d be legally obliged to worship you as Emperor of Every thing. Phone technolo ...
The publishing world is jam-packed with things to be jealous about. Oh, they got an agent! How great ! Translation: omg why don't i have an agent? oh yeah, i'm still on my first draft. i suck. Oh, they sold their book to a publisher! I can't wait to read their book! Translation: omg i'm so far from ...
Happy New Year everyone! 2012 is already here and I am excited for the new year. I had a great 2011, there were a lot of challenges and hardships encountered during that year, but all in all it was a great year for me and my family. So,f or my first blog if 2012, I wanna share this article to all of ...
