18 days ago by Mommy Shorts

Have you met Juliet yet? If not, you would be in the minority. Over 13 million people have met Juliet in just three days on YouTube. Juliet sings hardcore heavy metal about her dog and her "fishes" while jumping in a mosh pit of stuffed animals and flinging her hair. In her spare time, Juliet laughs ...

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18 days ago by Mommy Shorts

Have you met Juliet yet? Juliet sings hardcore heavy metal about her dog and her "fishes" while jumping in a mosh pit of stuffed animals. Over 13 million people have met Juliet in just three days on YouTube. In her spare time, Juliet laughs at my two-year-old* Mazzy and her paltry attempt at interne ...

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20 days ago by Mommy Shorts

The "Shit Girls Say" meme has been declared officially over (Blogads.com said it was "Shit Brides Say" that did it) but that didn't stop me from doing toddlers justice. I felt it was my duty as a mother to make the meme jump the shark twice. About 90% of the footage was shot over the last three days ...

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24 days ago by Mommy Shorts

Have you seen "Shit Girls Say"? If not, I am taking this opportunity to post the second episode here. Why am I posting about something you have probably already seen that has nothing to do with kids whatsoever? Because the brilliant Brenna from Suburban Snapshots just created "Shit Preschoolers Say" ...

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24 days ago by Jason Lind

Every year, we sit down and talk about possible topics for our holiday letter. This year, we struggled to come up with a theme. Instantly discarded were ideas like, „what we did throughout the year‟ (not interesting), „our plans for the future‟ (unclear), or „our personal accomplishments‟ (does surv ...

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26 days ago by Mommy Shorts

When Mazzy started talking, she said every word in the book before MAMA. Chapter Number One? DADA. Something my ridiculously competitive husband rubbed in my face every single day. I had no idea Mike and I were in competition until we had a child. Now I win at bedtime and diaper changing and Mike wi ...

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39 days ago by Mommy Shorts

Mother tapes video of her sons beating each other up in the driveway some time in the '80s. 30-some-odd years later, sons (aka the Ramsey brothers) find video and create DVD special feature director commentary. Hilarity ensues.

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45 days ago by Mommy Shorts

This time of year, everybody is doing their "Best Of" lists and compilation videos. Many of these list the best viral videos of 2011 and might I just say that if I have to listen to the cat lady's eHarmony video one more time, I might start murdering kittens. Also- someone needs to explain the allur ...

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52 days ago by Mommy Shorts

I am not a cat person. If I lived in a land called THE INTERNET, I would live all alone. There is, however, one cat I can get behind and that would be a cat who uses mind control to quiet a crying baby. Witness the four-legged baby whisperer. Now. Do you think they sell them at Best Buy so I can get ...

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59 days ago by Mommy Shorts

I'm not a dog person and even I can see that the yorkie beats the baby fair and square. Next up? Two chipmunks dress a bunny in a bonnet.

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