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07
Aug
2009
Confessions of a Bush Man

93 days ago by randy

Many years ago when I was first learning the devastating effects on my nervous system, of inserting my finger up the asshole of the family pet just to watch it squirm, to include cognitive dysfunction and loss of balance, not to mention homophobic constipation, I became president of the then greates ...

my very own blowjob - myveryownblogjob.blogspot.com · 1 reference

13
Jul
2009
0ero set to throw out first pitch of All Star game

118 days ago by gemoftheocean

....so Zero goes to the mound with Michelle and suddenly throws HER towards the catcher. After the dust settles, when asked why he threw Michelle instead of the ball, he says "OH, you wanted the first PITCH." With any luck a few of the former living presidents will throw HIM off the loge section bef ...

Gem of The Ocean - gemoftheocean99.blogspot.com · Rank: 91,082 · 40 references