12 days ago by Sebastien Gendry

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

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12 days ago

I was talking to my mom and I could not for the life of me recall what the name of a certain childrens book was. From my memory..I THINK....It was a book about A woman with many children and she leaves them all home alone. Within the course of time of them being home alone they are kidnapped by an e ...

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12 days ago by Buy Digital Camera

Electronics on the chat line contains the story of an elderly woman who wanted a simple camera to take pictures of her grandchildren. When he received a digital camera for Christmas, he looked puzzled for a moment then asked: “Where did you put in the movie?” This example illustrates how the humorou ...

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19 days ago by adventuresofamiddleagemom

We have four food stores in town: A&P, Shop Rite, Kings and Whole Foods (otherwise known as Whole Paycheck). I pretty much shop at Shop Rite because the vegetables and meat are usually good, it’s economical, clean, closest to our home, and the parking lot is large. Oh yeah. And it’s on the way to th ...

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20 days ago by WebComics

An elderly woman moves into a nursing home. Her daughter helps her unpack and get settled in. After a few days, the woman notices a male resident who sits out on the porch every day, all by himself. She decides to go over and talk to him. She asks if she can sit with him awhile. He looks at her for ...

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25 days ago by Joker

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38!” [Turn from your sin] The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman ...

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26 days ago by Madison Jobs

(KMOV) -- A Madison County probabtion officer is accused of stealing from the purse of an elderly woman. Richard Asperger, a 53-year-old probabtion officer in Madison County is now charged with theft after surveillance video shows him taking money ...

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48 days ago by Kevin

PARIS, TX — An elderly woman has died after being pinned against a vehicle Monday in a Paris parking lot. Authorities say 71-year-old Bobbie Johnson of Paris was hit by a pickup driven by 19-year-old Jessica Rangel., Paris woman, 71, dies after auto/pedestrian accident Paris woman, 71, dies after au ...

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53 days ago by Baby Stroller Reviews

Seniors targeted in money scam Canada.com Each elderly woman had her wallet stolen after being approached by two women, one of whom was pushing a stroller. While one of the women created a ... and more »

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57 days ago by Kevin

SHERMAN, TX — An accident Friday left an elderly woman’s property destroyed when someone drove a Pontiac Grand-Am completely through her storage shed at the Town and Country Estates in the 6400 block of Texoma Parkway., Driver crashes into Sherman woman’s shed, leaves vehicle behind Driver crashes i ...

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