78 days ago by Kat

Craigslist is slow this week. I am sick of seeing the same memorabilia, peeps, lower your prices or donate to museums. Also, dudes posting to “missed connections” — proofread. The girl of your dreams will appreciate it. Stuff Indian paintings on antique postage paper with magnifying glass detail – $ ...

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81 days ago by craig

Gays can marry because a homosexual dude can marry a lesbian dudette. Two straights can marry if they have opposite sex, but they cannot marry if they have the same sex. Exactly the same goes for homos. Where in the heaven’s name is the discrimination? Homos say that marriage gives them emotional be ...

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106 days ago by altothedrin

So there’s this girl. (Uh oh, looks like the start of another cookie-cutter storyline.) Yes, it seems that I am enamored by another person of the opposite sex. (I’m a male, by the way.) We’ve both shared baleful glances and moments of “Hey, I should talk to him/her, but I’m too shy”. (Why don’t you ...

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133 days ago by Richard

by Richard Lab rats must have the world’s best health plans. I mean, come on. Where else are you going to be able to get a human ear grown on your back? Or, in this case, find out you really can regrow teeth that the tooth fairy (that greedy thing) grabbed. And, even better, the regrown teeth actual ...

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137 days ago by Richard

by Richard A couple of weeks ago, Zippy the Monkey Boy went to a special sleep-away camp at the University of North Carolina Wilmington for budding marine biologists and marine scientists. He was thrilled. He’s wanted to be a marine biologist since he was 2 years old and he hasn’t wavered since. So, ...

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139 days ago by Richard

by Richard Once again, it turns out that my mom was right. Milk is good for you. At least according to a group of researchers in the United Kingdom. I wonder if they have any stock in milk farms. Nah. Probably not. I mean, who ever heard of corrupt scientists? Well, outside of the wackier edges of t ...

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143 days ago by Richard

I was seriously convinced that seasickness was, in fact, all in your head. Not mine, of course. Because no matter what the size of the waves, I never was really bothered. It was just a little of the ol’ up and down, really. Nothing to be concerned about. As far as I was concerned, seasickness was ju ...

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144 days ago by Richard

The other day, I was flipping through the glory that is a digital storage vault of older photos and I happened to notice something: While Sarcasmo and Zippy the Monkey Boy both show up in photos, it’s Speed Racer who hogs the spotlight and seems to thrive in the bright lights. I mean, turn a camera ...

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145 days ago by Richard

I can not dance. At all. The most important word in that sentence is, of course, not. Seriously, ask my wife, known to me as She Who’s Got To Boogie, if I can dance and you’ll have to wait five or so minutes for her to stop laughing, get up off the floor and dust herself off before she can answer. H ...

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151 days ago by Richard

When you’re a teen dude or dudette, parents are stronger than you think. Deceptively stronger than you might think. Strong enough to do you some serious damage, or at least serious damage to your ego. Trust me. I’m speaking from experience. After all, I’m the guy who got flipped by his mom. And I me ...

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