11 hours ago by Cheezburger Network

Occasionally I’ll pick up a stick and whisper “Wingardium Leviosa” to myself before putting it back down disappointedly. Tagged: drunk, last night, optimus prime, transformers Submitted by: Unknown

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11 hours ago by Stephanie_Stark

Steamed in incense and drenched in tie-dye, The Import House appears to be an alternative shop for the ever-revolutionary underdog. But with stores strategically built in the most liberal-loving regions of Ohio- Columbus, Yellow Springs and Athens- The Import House is as business-savvy as the busine ...

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14 hours ago by admin

Don’t let a DWI charge ruin your life. Get a professional drunk driving lawyer Article by Angelo Everton DWI or Driving When Intoxicated and DUI or Driving Under Influence are the … Continue reading →

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15 hours ago by admin

www.milligancoughlin.com 877-860-4618 Attorney Christopher B. Coughlin has handled hundreds if not thousands of DUI cases. Contact Milligan Coughlin in Boston, Massachusetts if you’ve been arrested for drunk driving.Video Rating: 5 / 5

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16 hours ago by OG

A guy walks into a bar and starts downing several drinks in rapid succession before the bartender asked him "Are you trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?" "You could say that," the guy replied. "It usually doesn't work, you know." "No kidding," the guy moaned. "I can't even get my wife anywhere near ...

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17 hours ago by James

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting a drinking game for the new millenium: BATTLES! I conceived of this game with a little help from my friends and give it now to the internet. The rules are simple, and I think it will be a success if all the kinks are worked out. All you need is two [...]

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18 hours ago by Kaiser

“OMG, I’m so DRUNK. Am I seriously wearing a trash bag?” In Touch Weekly has a hilarious story about Angelina Jolie this week. ITW usually has stories about Jolie, as she is their favorite villainess. Nothing she does is ever good enough, and there is no Jolie story too innocuous to be twisted into ...

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19 hours ago by admin

FOLLOW STEVE: www.facebook.com Steve did have a job… until this day. Just because something can drive down the street, doesn’t mean you’re allowed to. My buddy Steve doesn’t know the difference. Steve knows his rights. You can still get hooked … Continue reading →

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21 hours ago by digitalempire

The Bamboo Capture I bought last month is proving to be a very worthy purchase. I was unsure at first whether it would be adequate for drawing large images but as it turns out, the 5.8×3.6 in. active drawing surface on the Capture works out just fine. A lot of artists like to draw by [...]

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21 hours ago by DeeCue

Hi, I’m Madame Black, and I’m a/an…? Heavy drinking is something that comes as a prerequisite to being me, even if I’m not getting the pay I deserve to be bruising and battering (mentally and physically) the fags of New York City. BUT how can we define what I am? What about all the commoners I must ...

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