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12 days ago by strider

It is unclear to me whether this “Scottish Sing-A-Long” uses the bagpipes, but the album cover makes it clear that the reactions to bagpipes is still felt by many. This drawing was made after someone probably catheterised one of the pipes from the bagpipe to his nether region, so that every time he ...

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26 days ago by Fred Snow

Friends, I wanted to be the first to tell you that the Frequent Flyers’ Rights National Committee has issued new airplane cabin protocol guidelines for all domestic flights. Human rights activists are already lining up to protest the new rules, which take effect next month. But the new rules are vie ...

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43 days ago by deejay

After weeks of meticulous research and diligent fieldwork, Good Times Manila is proud to announce that it has compiled a detailed record of the sounds of celebrities breaking wind or "farting." GTM employed the services of dozens of dedicated volunteers who spent two months tracking down famous acto ...

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55 days ago by Stunned in the City

In the wee-est of wee hours last Saturday morning, my friends and I were holed up at a table at Blue and Gold, where we’d been celebrating the weekend long before the stroke of midnight. “No, no, no!” Will shook his head vehemently. “You cannot call yourself a ‘ Trekkie’ if you never watched the ori ...

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56 days ago by Tooty

Welcome to the very last Horatio Horseblanket chapter. 355 Chapter Fifteen: Ten Thousand Curses For a short while it appeared that all was going swimmingly well for Horatio and the band of happy hamsters whom he called his friends. But seldom does the status quo remain for long… *** Deep within the ...

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60 days ago by Tooty

254 Chapter Fourteen: A Braiv Noo Wurld Only, Bootsie, Maria, and The Great Angler Herself, knew what happened when Bootsie managed to catch up with the young Spanish female hamster upon Septum Bridge. Whatever it was, the smile still hadn’t entirely worn off by the time that Horatio waved goodbye t ...

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68 days ago by Tooty

3 Chapter Two: Sea of Faces Boney had never understood the phrase ‘a sea of faces’. He’d always wondered if the oft-mentioned faces ever got wet, or if they had a fish-like appearance. Or how many faces constituted a wave, and if those faces became bruised when they crashed upon the shore. But now [ ...

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78 days ago by Tooty

256 Chapter Eleven: Through a Mirror Partly Responsibilities, or not, Horatio still slept well at night. His boyish enthusiasm for existence saw him through the tribulations of potential fatherhood and every other problem that the universe could hurl in his general direction. Life, it seemed, would ...

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79 days ago by Tooty

188 Chapter Eleven: Horatio’s Gratuitous Groove Thang Horatio was never one to bear a grudge: So, quicker than you could say ‘well twist my tadger’, the relationship betwixt mother and son came over all fruitful again, and everything was back to normal. *** Molly Horseblanket was right in the middle ...

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80 days ago by Tooty

217 Chapter 11: HORATIO’S HORRID HALLELUJAH “Mum! Mum!” Horatio’s outburst interrupted Molly’s thoughts, as she enjoyed a rare reverie upon the rear patio of her delightful hilltop cottage that still looked out over the equally delightful country town of Hamster Heath - despite the best efforts of s ...

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