1 day ago by Octamom

This is how they fake you out... Looking fairly normally before they barf... In case you didn't catch the stellar poetic accomplishment of yesterday, the Octamom kids participated in a Christmas play this past weekend. It wasn't without its, ah, hiccups. And chunk-blowing. But I thought you might en ...

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4 days ago by funnycat

In a disturbing new dieting trend, people have created a way to lower one’s appetite by serving food with vomit in it. The sight of the barf reportedly greatly reduces appetite in an all natural way, 30% more effective than any other leading diet pills! See more Funny Pictures of FAIL Ads

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5 days ago by pashieno

Neues von der Katzenbande Am Montag war ich mit Artos zum Impfen beim Tierarzt. Im Gegensatz zu Lany und Connor findet er alles nur furchtbar. Während der Fahrt schreit er ziemlich laut und hört erst auf, wenn ich ihn wieder aus dem Auto genommen habe . Wenigstens muss ich nicht lange fahren – höchs ...

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7 days ago by Moe

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7 days ago by wilting_seedpod

I was doing fantastically until Sunday morning, when out of nowhere I had another nausea attack. This has been happening occasionally for years, ever since I got the G-tube installed. This one started with pain in my gut during my morning bowel movement and quickly turned into full body retching int ...

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8 days ago by mattsmovies

Below is an email I was forwarded this evening by my mom. Honestly I find it pretty revolting. I'm literally having a physically reaction to how awful I think it is that smug small minded people actually believe in a Higher Power who is "responsible" for the horrific deaths of people who may not hav ...

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8 days ago by billiesimone

Promise me..when she Breaks your heart Like you’re doing mine You will apologize… Promise me…when it’s over You’ll take some time To get your mental Right… Promise me…though Broken and bruised That you’ll come to me And I’ll forgive you… Promise me… No matter what… In your own subtle way… You’ll kee ...

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9 days ago by Maxwell

The Silver Sapphire train rolled into the Moonshineopolis for the first time in a rough couple of years. Hobos waiting for their train stared at the arrival of the sparkling sapphire caboose wondering what this omen could mean for Moonshineopolis. It’s well known that folks who consciously choose to ...

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9 days ago by Josh

Ever wonder how people like Dan Marino, Tommy LaSorda and…I dunno…your mom got so skinny so fast? Well the secret’s out! From today’s Wall Street Journal: Unilever PLC is recalling 10 million cans of its Slim-Fast ready-to-drink products in the U.S. and Canada due to the possible contamination of a ...

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9 days ago by dictator555

Had a weird dream last night. PZ Myers, prominent atheist blogger, picked me to do the Mystery Hunt, which this year had been designed for one person to complete. The rest of the world would be watching and cheering me on. I tried to tell him that I don't even like puzzles, but he would have none of ...

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