1 day ago by Jim Newell

Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth the Grim Reaper this year. For someone who wa ...

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2 days ago by Allie Jennings

What would politics be without boozy family members slamming into parked cars? Pretty vanilla. Charlene Lugar, wife of Senator Dick Lugar, was taken to an adult detention facility at around 6:30 p.m. last night on DUI charges. Here’s how Wonkette put it: “It’s the holiday season, which means the Nor ...

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2 days ago by Jim Newell

Georgia slaveowner Sen. Saxby Chambliss recently participated in this thing from National Geographic, which “invited all 100 U.S. Senators to draw a map of their home state from memory and to label at least three important places.” Most of the participating Senators sketched their states admirably. ...

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2 days ago by Ken Layne

Oh jeez we will have to rewrite this lede to cover the (allegedly!) drunken Democrats who will all be arrested in Hollywood every night until Jesus’ birthday and the New Year are safely behind us: “It’s the holiday season, which means the Northern Virginia suburbs Hollywood are is going to be partic ...

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3 days ago by aroundthesphere

One blogger returns, another leaves

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4 days ago by shortsshortsshorts

The miraculous movement started in 1999 to destroy the Republican Party, somehow, has gained quite a bit of tread in the last year. This is an unexplainable anomaly, as The Club For Growth believes essentially the same thing as the GOP. The difference? THEY ARE THE NEW, IMPROVED GOP. Just look at wh ...

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5 days ago by Jim Newell

Anyone else feel sick to your stomach? We’re going to get this over with, and then blow up the blog. 3:56 — Shutup. 3:56 — Oh wait that is just a nice lady on a soap opera doing the talking. Or is that Sarah Palin on Oprah? No one knows. 3:59 — Hmm. It appears as though a black lady is introducing S ...

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5 days ago by shortsshortsshorts

Sarah Palin’s quest to teach us the basic value of her character and moral virtue comes in various forms in her terrible book WHICH SHANT BE NAMED HERE. Basically, she lies. We do not believe she is aware of said lies, because she didn’t really write the book, but she may have wanted to [...]

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5 days ago by Jim Newell

Oh ho ho! When Charlie Crist sends one of these to you — the fraudster Scott Rothstein in this case, ROWR — then you know he wants a “meeting in the governor’s office.” “Without pants.” “Because of gayness.” [ TPM]

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6 days ago by American Hatriots

Over the last few days several websites and blog have received scanned pages of Sarah Palin’s soon to be released autobiography to their sites. So they’ve posted the pages and excerpts they’ve received to their sites. And Sarah has reacted. But only to a few, one a local Alaskan blogger that Sarah i ...

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