11 days ago by masksoferis

Admit it: You have no idea what this post is going to be about. Well, it’s going to be just a collection of short bits. * * * Just listened to the final episode of J. C. Hutchins’s Seventh Son: Obsidian anthology, and hoo boy he had left the best for the last. The last story was writ and read by Sco ...

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12 days ago by mickellangeveld

“Overbetuwe zegt ja tegen de aanleg van de noordelijke rondweg.” Zo begint het openingsartikel van het regiokatern van de Gelderlander gisteren. Wie is “Overbetuwe” in dit geval? Het blijkt dat het college op basis van een nut en noodzaak discussie een positief intentie besluit heeft genomen. In dec ...

Knokken voor wat kwetsbaar is - mickellangeveld.wordpress.com · 1 reference

13 days ago by masksoferis

On with the BAD TELEVISION OF THE NEAR FUTURE! (Parts one and two.) * * * TV addiction? It’s true! And it’s a problem! Order now our DVD “Away from TV, kick the addiction!” * * * TV addiction? It’s no problem! Order now our DVD “TV addiction — that’s not what you’ve got!”, number 13 in our series “H ...

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14 days ago by masksoferis

On with the BAD TELEVISION OF THE NEAR FUTURE! (Part one is here.) * * * One day Greg took up an axe and killed his cat, and then his family. Greg is sad. (Greg sobs.) Don’t be like Greg: use Gorillamax shampoo! * * * “I really like Joan — but how can I know she’s the right one for me?” Watson Incor ...

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15 days ago by Miss Miah

I'll let y'all in on a little secret that you may not be aware of... I? Am not a natural redhead. I know, I know, totally shocking. /sarcasm Seriously, though, my natural hair color used to be a shade I like to call mouse poop brown. I'm sure you can understand why I changed it. I've been a redhead ...

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15 days ago by Miss K

I am bedridden and eating Advil like candy. The previous few days I had been walking in less than supportive boots for hours around the city. I've had back problems on the left side since I threw it out in gymnastics 13 years ago. This time it's the exact same feeling but on the right side. The side ...

Charming the World...One ... - internationalsass.blogspot.com · 1 reference

15 days ago by masksoferis

Once upon a time I got fed up with TV, and started jotting down ideas for commercials, TV shows and such that would be really insultingly dumb. After a few months I noticed I could describe the ideas just as well as “something that ain’t so very unlikely to be on TV a few years from now”. The origin ...

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16 days ago by masksoferis

You Americans apparently voted; and since everyone else seems to comment on it, I’ll tell my opinions of the results as well, though I am a Finn and far away from your troubles. And since I drone, my thoughts are below the fold. Thank you, thank you, thank you — for not choosing the slippery dotard ...

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17 days ago by Delusions of Lesser Inadequacy

Just got home from TV night. (And watching the internet for election coverage night....) As I sat on Tangent at a red light, I suddenly realized I had not put my feet down, and yet I was not tilting over on my side. Yep, somehow I achieved a zen state of perfect balance for a good minute or so. Of c ...

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17 days ago by masksoferis

Should I ever start a band — now I have one more good name for it. Namely, Intersphincteric Groove. And if some tourmaster would think that was too rude a name, we could use a synonym and be Hilton’s White Line instead. This is the sort of a thing you learn when addicted to Wikipedia; and this has a ...

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