13 days ago by ★Samuel K★

The following is a direct transcription of a conversation my mother and I had via TXT message, regarding visiting our family down south for Christmas. --- MOM: "I booked a room at Super 8. Fitty-Tree bucks plus tax." ME: "Is it a Jacuzzi room? MOM: "Naw, that was 145 dollars plus tax." ME: "Bullshit ...

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20 days ago by ★Samuel K★

My boss's kids were in the office today because they were off from school. They're like 7 years old (twins) and I get along with them pretty well. My boss's son was wearing an Iron Man shirt, so I decided to strike up a conversation with him. "Iron Man, huh?" I said "Is he your favorite superhero?" ...

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22 days ago by FitChick

"Cornbread muffin, chestnut stuffin' Pudding pie-one foot high- All of us were thinner, till we came to dinner..." Weight gain was not an issue I had to worry about when I learned this song in Kindergarten to entertain my family at Thanksgiving dinner, but nearly 20 years later, I don't find this ve ...

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27 days ago by ★Samuel K★

sA m U3 lk: SO sA m U3 lk: I was thinking this afternoon: sA m U3 lk: How do we top Google Abs? ErigBurg: Hmm sA m U3 lk: Well listen up, shmuck. sA m U3 lk: Because I got a real HUMDINGER sA m U3 lk: PS3 and XBox 360. ErigBurg: :O sA m U3 lk: They've got Rock Band, Guitar Hero, complete with DLC an ...

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28 days ago by Chris Williams

Guest Post: This weeks post comes from Jesse Gossett, the first member The Green Light Distrikt’s Cool Hat Club. Like myself, Jesse just graduated college and his passion has driven him into renewable energy. Jesse knows a thing or two about starting a company. A company he co-founder, Emergent Ener ...

The Green Light Distrikt - thegreenlightdistrikt.com

28 days ago by ★Samuel K★

sA m U3 lk: Had an idea and I'm going to submit it to Google. sA m U3 lk: You know how you always see ADS BY GOOGLE? sA m U3 lk: Dude... ABS by Google. sA m U3 lk: It's the Google workout routine. ErigBurg: YES sA m U3 lk: How does it work? sA m U3 lk: I'll give you a hint: It involves the Internet. ...

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34 days ago by ★Samuel K★

sA m U3 lk: Heya shitrat. ErigBurg: Hey fartface sA m U3 lk: D: ErigBurg: >:3 sA m U3 lk: Sticks and stones may break my bones and you're a dick. sA m U3 lk: Speaking of dicks, wanna see a picture of my cock? ErigBurg: I liked ur puppy ptchure earlier ErigBurg: AND NO sA m U3 lk: You just passed the ...

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34 days ago by Capt. Obvious

The ECU men’s basketball team is set to take on the Wake Forest Demon Deacons at 2:00pm on Sunday, November 15 inside Greensboro Coliseum. This will be a home game for our Pirates and we need to bring as many fans as possible. ECU is providing 3 charter buses for students and so far they have 120 st ...

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45 days ago by ★Samuel K★

So I had an idea for a book to write. The basic idea is I write some flow-of-consciousness adventure, plunking down whatever I want as I think it up. The end result will hopefully be the worst book ever written. Here's what I've typed up so far: --- Jake Fortune in: Jake's Fortune by Jake Fortune Ed ...

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54 days ago by admin

Do you Cornhole ? Over the past 5-10 years Cornhole is one of the largest growing competitive sports games around. If you played horse shoes, you’ll love Cornhole ! In today’s society, Cornhole has become the ultimate tailgating game and drinking game. You will find people playing outside stadium’s ...

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