29 days ago by Brett Register feat. T-Pain

#201 – Survival After being spit out of the blackhole to the other side of the galaxy, the crew struggles to find leadership and a way home. Credits - Starring: Philip Bache II, Brett Register, Craig Frank, Michael Hart, Michelle Exarhos, Amy Kline, Angie Cole, Tom Konkle, Robin Thorsen, Payman Benz ...

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29 days ago by Dave

It looks like team Moneyline Loser will get its first fantasy loss this week, dropping to 4-1. Last week, I entered the Monday Night game needing about 40 points and Aaron Rodgers gave me 65. Yes, our league gives points for successfully putting on your uniform and helmet as well... Either way, this ...

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35 days ago by Dave

It seems like only yesterday that I was making fun of the Keebler Elf. Oh yes, I did make fun of him yesterday. Give me a break King!! One day, that's all I ask for!! * opens MMQB* * loses faith in humanity * * becomes an alchoholic * * stabs a Smurf * * kicks a Whale * 1. The Giants might or might ...

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36 days ago by Dave

Well well well, it looks like Juan Valdez was interviewed by the Wall Street Journal. Awesome. This week, my Sunday AND my Monday get ruined by Timmy the Tuna. Fuck it, let's get this party started... When Sports Illustrated hired Peter King to cover the National Football League, the magazine was th ...

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43 days ago by Dave

What a disgusting weekend. The Hurricanes ate a dick at Virginia Tech. The Dolphins ate another dick at San Diego. Favre is 3-0, Mark Sanchez is 3-0 and Peter King's underwear must have been soiled like never before. I'd rather get punched in the cock for 12 straight hours than to go through another ...

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49 days ago by Dave

In yesterday's edition of MMQB, Charlie the Tuna stated his desire to be a clue in the New York Times crossword puzzle. He even went so far to call it a goal in life. I wish I was joking but Captain Cupcake actually wrote that... d. My goal in life is to be a clue in the New York Times crossword puz ...

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57 days ago by Dave

Wasn't it glorious to have a Sunday full of meaningful football again to enjoy? Well, it was glorious until Miami got used like a Saigon whore by the Atlanta Falcons. Damnit, I enjoyed being able to act like a huge douche last season. Now we're back to our regular position of "team that is there sol ...

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60 days ago by Dave

Yes sir. We've officially made it. If you tune in to NBC tonight at around 8 o'clock PM (E.T), you'll see some actual, professional fucking football. I'm talking the type of football that will make a midget get a gender change. I'm talking about the type of football that makes people wear bunny ears ...

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64 days ago by Dave

It's Monday morning, it's early, I'm cranky and while I have tons of shit to do, I'm intrigued at what Peter King has to offer today. You know, I'm not even going to thoroughly read it. I'm just going to skim and see how fast I can spot the drivel this time around... * opens up Monday Morning Quarte ...

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64 days ago by Dave

Oh Shit. Oh Christ. Football season is officially underway. For the coming months, my weekends will be filled with glorious, meaningful, ass-pounding football. Hold on, let me just let that sink in a little... Oh fuck. Excuse me while I punch a toddler... By the way, I'm a Miami Hurricanes fan. That ...

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